Not to be out-observe-d

by zoss in fun, language

s: People seem to drive worse on Fridays.
z (after a few seconds of contemplation): People picked the wrong part of ‘bicycle’ to name the ‘motorcycle’.

dating XIII : dating pools

by zoss in dating

Dating pool -- by xkcd

Ugh

by zoss in introflection

Ugliness is a guest who wouldn’t show up without invitation, but, once invited, wouldn’t leave.