The Office: David Brent (played by Ricky Gervais) giving online dating a try.

(The DiscoveryChannel show he mentions @ 3:10 — I’ve heard similar hypotheses, and they’re interesting enough, but I don’t believe they are the leading theories today. Apparently, men really evolved to … well, I think I’ll save this story for a first date.)

A narcissist and an altruist: a match made in heaven?

You’re very good to me — alas, 2 is not 4.

“Your honesty is very refreshing, like a cold shower in the morning.”

(Does anybody appreciate daily cold showers?)

عيرتني بالشيب و هو وقار
يا ليتها عيرت بما هو عار

(إستماع: عيرتني بصوت ناظم الغزالي)

Be weary of a traveller with excess luggage — more room maybe implies more skeletons. Be more weary of a traveller with no luggage — they maybe carrying their skeletons in their hearts.

Call me shallow, but I like smart clever women.

Would you please validate my feelings; yes, stamp right here; yes, thank you.

There, most probably, will come a time, when I shall light myself on fire. If that scares you, then I will understand if you would rather not be present. But, if you decide to stay, then please don’t attempt to put it out; just grab a blanket and something to barbecue.